By Lebac - 14/04/2015 08:33 - United States - Burlington

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Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
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invadermaythe1st 35

#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.

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thrifting 18

So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?

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thrifting 18

So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?

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nickaa827 13

Don't expect to get liked for saying the same thing as #1

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invadermaythe1st 35

#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.

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gear4 29

just wondering if he exploded at you after this

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socialproduct 19

Considering the context... hopefully not.

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rachelllllb 18

if he was back why wasnt he feeding his own chickens??

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DaDezza244 31

My best guess would be that the owner was lying. I could be wrong though

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Shadowvoid 33

"Guess ho found the neighbor home early" OP didn't know their neighbor was home and maybe the neighbor already fed the chickens and OP didn't know.

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rachelllllb 18

yeah i re read it after i posted it and realised thats what was said... the neighbour could have had the decency to let them know he wasnt needed to feed the chickens anymore...

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mustangbravo 27

Bummer! You can't erase that from your mind.

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MrConcise 34

Did you help him play with his peckers?

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MrConcise 34

Of course, that's why OP was over there! He/she had to feed them.

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keeyun 11

He wanted you feed the chickens while he choked his.

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brand125 17

so funny, howd you come up with that one?

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jerryj 27

Probably by overworking his single braincell.

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lulinator 40

They owe you free chicken for the rest of the year for you to eat, so you can afford to go to therapy to wipe that scene from your brain.

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lauralabia3 13

hopefully he brought you brain bleach as a thank you present, for looking after his fowl....

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