By Lebac - 14/04/2015 08:33 - United States - Burlington

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Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
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invadermaythe1st 35
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#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.

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thrifting 18
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So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?

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thrifting 18
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So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?

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nickaa827 13
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Don't expect to get liked for saying the same thing as #1

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invadermaythe1st 35
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#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.

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Daevas 18
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Great minds think alike ...

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gear4 29
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just wondering if he exploded at you after this

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socialproduct 19
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Considering the context... hopefully not.

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rachelllllb 18
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if he was back why wasnt he feeding his own chickens??

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DaDezza244 31
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My best guess would be that the owner was lying. I could be wrong though

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Shadowvoid 33

"Guess ho found the neighbor home early" OP didn't know their neighbor was home and maybe the neighbor already fed the chickens and OP didn't know.

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rachelllllb 18
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yeah i re read it after i posted it and realised thats what was said... the neighbour could have had the decency to let them know he wasnt needed to feed the chickens anymore...

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mustangbravo 27
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Bummer! You can't erase that from your mind.

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MrConcise 34
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Did you help him play with his peckers?

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ComoEsJuan 24
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He has more than one?

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MrConcise 34
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Of course, that's why OP was over there! He/she had to feed them.

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keeyun 11
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He wanted you feed the chickens while he choked his.

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satanic_fml 13
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*insert masturbation joke here*

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brand125 17
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so funny, howd you come up with that one?

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jerryj 27
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Probably by overworking his single braincell.

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lulinator 40
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They owe you free chicken for the rest of the year for you to eat, so you can afford to go to therapy to wipe that scene from your brain.

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HappyItalian 38
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Guess that cock got him up early.

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lauralabia3 13

hopefully he brought you brain bleach as a thank you present, for looking after his fowl....

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