Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
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thrifting
| 18
So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.
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thrifting
| 18
So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?
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nickaa827
| 13
Don't expect to get liked for saying the same thing as #1
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.
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Daevas
| 18
Great minds think alike ...
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gear4
| 29
just wondering if he exploded at you after this
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socialproduct
| 19
Considering the context... hopefully not.
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rachelllllb
| 18
if he was back why wasnt he feeding his own chickens??
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DaDezza244
| 31
My best guess would be that the owner was lying. I could be wrong though
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Shadowvoid
| 33
"Guess ho found the neighbor home early" OP didn't know their neighbor was home and maybe the neighbor already fed the chickens and OP didn't know.
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rachelllllb
| 18
yeah i re read it after i posted it and realised thats what was said... the neighbour could have had the decency to let them know he wasnt needed to feed the chickens anymore...
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mustangbravo
| 27
Bummer! You can't erase that from your mind.
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MrConcise
| 34
Did you help him play with his peckers?
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
He has more than one?
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MrConcise
| 34
Of course, that's why OP was over there! He/she had to feed them.
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keeyun
| 11
He wanted you feed the chickens while he choked his.
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satanic_fml
| 13
*insert masturbation joke here*
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brand125
| 17
so funny, howd you come up with that one?
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jerryj
| 27
Probably by overworking his single braincell.
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lulinator
| 40
They owe you free chicken for the rest of the year for you to eat, so you can afford to go to therapy to wipe that scene from your brain.
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HappyItalian
| 38
Guess that cock got him up early.
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melisssa87
| 30
Wonder how you will get that image out of your head next time you see him ;)