Awkward and Love: Taking it too far

Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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Karma

By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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Johnny Weissmuller over here

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 20:02

Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML

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Like a moth to a bug light

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00

Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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Kenik 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

Well climb back up there and push her down!

yummycupkake 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:21

Probably a combo of both, with the added in prominent display of his "red rocket" to her.

MrTutty 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:22

LOL fairly odd movie

Runninvegan 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:22

Kinky

ImAStraightG 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:22

ur lucky ur not dead like that baseball fan that fell over the rail.

RandomChickXD 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:48

too soon

A7X_LoVeee 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:01

Really bud? That incident was horrible.

GunnarG9 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:39

Nice display text language.

heyitsrachel98 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:23

she's a keeper..

coltsrock37 15

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:27

you forgot it was king of the hill tree edition

dayrin7 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:28

thats cute

Thelective_Lisp 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:28

Knocking Nicole Simpson out of a tree was the first step OJ took. You should be careful, OP.

lamaravilla1 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:33

u should gone up there n teach her some love too .

LordGoober 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:38

Red Rocket!!!! Yum! lol

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Taking it too far

Same thing different taste

Did she say yes at least?

Karma

Johnny Weissmuller over here

Like a moth to a bug light

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