Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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Kenik 6

Well climb back up there and push her down!

277 17
yummycupkake 0

did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)

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Kenik 6

Well climb back up there and push her down!

277 17
sns_fml 0

I'm mr bucket put your balls in my mouth!

12 82
akmufasa 1

#1 is just mean. OP just say haha you're gonna make me a sandwich now right?

14 83
Metal_Chick 15

Op- I don't know about other girls, but I personally like playing rough with guys I like if they fight back that's a plus! So listen to #1!!

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FMMFL1992 3

I would have done that

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ohhhhsuuuup 0

OP's user name is "wolf boy"....I'm gunna say this "girl" he likes may not actually be female.

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CasualZombie 6

I think she likes him

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Tektite 14

You're lucky she didn't climb down the tree and start T-bagging you.

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wolflover44 5

I agree with #35. Playing rough is damn fun. ;) If I did that I would expect the guy to come push me out of the tree. Then he could come back down and we'd make it up to each other. Haha. ;)

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SoccerRebel594 0

OP probably has nasty wolf-like hair, took his shirt off, and asked her to pet him while they sat in the tree. I'd have pushed him out aswell.

20 5
ssaammiiee 5

ouch! I feel sorry for you!

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lovelydarlings 6

I think op is really falling for her. Hehe

33 1
KatrinaKitten 16

Wow, she must have a lot of strength.

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garrettsgirl 0

I think thats a sign that she either likes you or hates you.... let's stick to the positive

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maz255 10

op's girl: FAAALLCON... op: ****..

29 0
yoimtrollin 24

OP's crush is SUCH a keeper....... and by keeper I mean a douche.

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dorkychick 0

she thought you were edward

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auroracc99 0

Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!

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auroracc99 0

Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!

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gamercanadian 11

#1 I'm so buying assassins creed revelations yoo

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humorizer 14

"Today, a male that I liked pushed me off the second to last step on the way down. I feel 2 feet and hurt my finger a little. I cried because it was a little painful. FML" "OMG! WHAT A HORRIBLE MAN. KICK HIS TESTICLES!" "THAT'S ABUSE! CALL THE POLICE!" "What a horrible guy! Karma etc." "Someone should beat him up!" "Today, a girl pushed me out of a tree." "Awww! How cute!" "You should ask her out." "Cuuuttteee!"

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OkayImSorry 0

Guy has sex with drunk girl = Rape Girl has sex with drunk guy = Rarely Rape Drunk guy has sex with Drunk Girl = Only guy gets charged with rape. To the guy above: Homie, men are discriminated against, face it...

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anonymou5e 6

to ^: Men just have the 'raping asshole' image, whilst women have the 'I'm very cute and never do shit' image. That really makes the difference.

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DKParth13 5

12 you are really dumb fo real!!

2 0
Hmmm_ok 0

ahhh.. the almighty falcon punch!! lol in that case there was nothing the op could've done.

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Eggnogs 2

why not???? I'd rip her pants off if she started t-bagging me...

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xTwig 10

If your on FML for sympathy and for good ideas... Your looking for the wrong people.

1 0
yummycupkake 0

did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)

135 10
OkayImSorry 0

What if it was fake grass that was actually made out of green colored titanium alloy blades?

29 3
Jacobt24 19

125 - When I get old, I'm going to get that kind of grass to keep those young whipper-snappers off my lawn

51 2
tellithowitis 13

All these comments have made my day. Thank you.

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paolayupp 6

if you were a real wolf, you would have landed on your paws.

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soad4life 2

wolves are dogs and therefore would not land on their feet... just saying

34 6
SoCalGal14 0

wolves are dogs. dogs don't land on their feet it's cats. come on, now. you should now that

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whisperingeye13 0

if he was a real wolf he couldn't have climbed the tree

31 1
Slipknot666Maggo 0

if he were a real wolf he would have tore her to shreds.

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TeeAmoo 0

Dumb Ass You Should Have Juss Said Lion !

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blondieblue33 2

she said wolf because of his name! why would she say lion?!

12 1
happymelon 0

He's just like a dog. Always ends up on all fours.

4 2
brookig 10

And you should KNOW how to spell before you correct someone else.

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hehehahAho 0

If he was a real wolf, she would have been torn to shreds and eaten.

1 0
shrek1000 12

if he were a real wolf 1) he couldn't climb trees 2) he wouldn't be on a date

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nmearayta 0

do it in in the tree. if anyone sees you, stare the person in the eye until he or she leaves or you finish

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flockz 19

well she obviously likes op when hes falling... so sympathy sex while bungie jumping would probably really turn her on lol

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SoccerRebel594 0

51 has the right idea. Or combine both of those ideas...now that's finished like a boss. Bungie jumping from a tree, having sex, and staring someone in the eyes until they leave or you finish....like a boss.

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kawaiianime 5

Depends...how high was the tree?

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yummycupkake 0

even if the tree wasn't very high at all I wouldn't appreciate the guy I like pushing me off of it lmao :D

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OWNZ 0

Silly goose! Trees cant get high! ;)

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SammLikesTurtles 3

aw that sucks.. sorry op.

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dawsum1 3

ahh deep down she loves you very much..

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