Johnny Weissmuller over here

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 20:02

Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
I agree, your life sucks 670
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Boyufd 24

I never say YDI but that was incredibly stupid

Wadlaen 21

Well, I guess you succeed in making her laugh. Thumbs up!👍

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Boyufd 24

I never say YDI but that was incredibly stupid

bloopaloop 27

Other than the vine snapping that sounds like a lot of fun

Marcella1016 31

Including losing half the skin on his back? OP probably imagined a scenario with him and the girl where he ended up losing some skin on his back...but not like this.

bloopaloop 27

You’re right. It was stupid of me to forget that no one ever exaggerates anything. Especially not on the internet. I apologize to all OPs everywhere.

Marcella1016 31

I was making a joke too chill out

have you never seen Bridge to Terrabithia? don't swing over a creek!

Wadlaen 21

Well, I guess you succeed in making her laugh. Thumbs up!👍

And so far it’s true!, girls make men do stupid crap

randybryant799 20

Wow. That really wasn't a very smart move. You always need to test a vine first.