Anonymous
Did she say yes at least?
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
lovehurts
Wayne, United States
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
wolf boy
United States
Taking it too far
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
rejectedmidair
United States
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Stephanie
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Eponine13
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Anonymous
Australia
I know where I'm going
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Anonymous
Like a moth to a bug light
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Anonymous
Time to change your mind
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Did she leaf you?
Chazzster 32
Marriage is a serious decision - Trying to make it into a stunt or performance is a bad idea. Yes those performances may look exciting or romantic on a video where everything came out nice, but they risk going bad. Your partner needs the space to decide without undue pressure from bystanders so they don’t have to back out later. And you might need the space not to be more embarrassed if they say “no” or “not now”.
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RichardPencil 32
Did she leaf you?
Chazzster 32
Marriage is a serious decision - Trying to make it into a stunt or performance is a bad idea. Yes those performances may look exciting or romantic on a video where everything came out nice, but they risk going bad. Your partner needs the space to decide without undue pressure from bystanders so they don’t have to back out later. And you might need the space not to be more embarrassed if they say “no” or “not now”.