Love, Embarrassing and Proposal: Did she say yes at least? - FML

Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By rejectedmidair - 13/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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Time to change your mind

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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You deserved it 290

By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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You deserved it 2 870

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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You deserved it 7 807

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 430

By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2023 19:03

Did she leaf you?

Chazzster 26

Friday 10 February 2023 19:22

Marriage is a serious decision - Trying to make it into a stunt or performance is a bad idea. Yes those performances may look exciting or romantic on a video where everything came out nice, but they risk going bad. Your partner needs the space to decide without undue pressure from bystanders so they don’t have to back out later. And you might need the space not to be more embarrassed if they say “no” or “not now”.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2023 19:03

Did she leaf you?

Chazzster 26

Friday 10 February 2023 19:22

Marriage is a serious decision - Trying to make it into a stunt or performance is a bad idea. Yes those performances may look exciting or romantic on a video where everything came out nice, but they risk going bad. Your partner needs the space to decide without undue pressure from bystanders so they don’t have to back out later. And you might need the space not to be more embarrassed if they say “no” or “not now”.

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