Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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Today, I went to my boss’s office to ask him a question. He basically gave me a cold look and replied, “You just answered your own question.” Due to my pregnancy hormones, it took all the strength I had to not burst into tears right there and then. I went back to my desk and let it all out. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I told my coworker she looked great and asked if she was “glowing” because she was pregnant. She isn’t pregnant. She is, however, going through a breakup and just gained 10 pounds from comfort eating. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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randybryant799 21
I feel that I'm missing something here. Is the fml that you're pregnant or that a co-worker figured it out?
cuz803 46
The co worker knows the deal. Awww
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
I gather from your post you are pregnant and somewhat hormonal. Assuming your coworker had dealt with a similar situation, then it’s not surprising that she recognized the symptoms. I hope the pregnancy is one you planned and wanted - Every child deserves to be wanted and loved. You should be aware that at least eventually your pregnancy will be clear to everyone, so you need to have thought about how you are going to respond to such observations. A bigger issue, of course, is how you are going to raise a child if you are pregnant. I wish well for you.
MeganBPD 4
Just because she hasn’t spoken about her pregnancy does not mean it wasn’t planned. Just because a pregnancy wasn’t planned doesn’t mean the child was unwanted. Just because a pregnancy was unwanted does not mean the child will be unwanted. How judgemental are you to assume things as such.
Chazzster 32
You seem to have misjudged me. I hope the pregnancy is planned and wanted which is the very best case. Planned or not, every child deserves to be wanted and loved which is what I wish for mom and child.
cuz803 46
The co worker knows the deal. Awww
randybryant799 21
I feel that I'm missing something here. Is the fml that you're pregnant or that a co-worker figured it out?
Hangryko 32
Agreed, I need more context for this FML.
J1523 9
stupid question, but are you? if so congratulations if not i am really sorry