By Anonymous - 15/04/2012 13:55 - Sweden - Falk?ping

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
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Doesn't matter, had cake.

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SkoomaKi 27
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It was an honest question. Either a cake that has taken a while to make, ruined, or a little cut... You'll live OP, unless you have an artery in your finger.

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trollfaced 2
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Who can resist eating cake? I don't think anybody can

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Jakesterk96 8

1-Yea, because not being able to resist to eat the cake is the clear problem here.

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kroekdog 7

hence, obesity.

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lavitaebella_fml 0

"Oh no! Is the cake OK?"

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yummayy_ 11

Well no one wants bloody cake!

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blaackandprouud 20
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Well I was hoping that your wife cutting herself would be more important.. Guess not.

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Insane_Tea 15
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When there's cake involved everything else is a liability.

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The_Hitdude 12
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34: Re-read the FML. The OP is the wife, not the husband.

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molliepop19 5
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42: re-read 34's comment.

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blaackandprouud 20
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42- Re-Read the FML dude, the wife was cutting the cake..

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nado13579 12
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So the fact that OP was bleeding wasn't the issue, it was that blood might get on the cake.

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ShyAnn29 14
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42 & 90, 34 got it right, I think you just misunderstood it

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PeachesnCream88 0
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Omfg thats something I WOULD DOOO! Or at least think* before immediately helping the person :D

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kittykat1501 31

34 was essentially talking about the husband, not OP

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SkoomaKi 27
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It was an honest question. Either a cake that has taken a while to make, ruined, or a little cut... You'll live OP, unless you have an artery in your finger.

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comedybreak 20
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Exactly. What the hell did you want him to do? Kiss it?

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missalkali 8
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how does asking if she's ok sound as a first reaction. maybe getting her a bandaid or something for the bleeding....

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Mifflicious 18
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She got a cut in a finger, not cutting her arm off for god's sake. If I cut myself, MY first reaction is if I ruined whatever I was doing. People are too whiny..

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lookingforlovee 0
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He wanted some cake! You can't blame him you never know what the need for cake will do to someone!

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Dojan 16
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Except, it doesn't even take an hour to make a sponge cake, besides, if the cut was serious enough to ruin an entire cake, OP probably wasn't OK. You could just remove the tiny bit of cake with blood on it.

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buck33 14
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72 - You clearly don't take cake seriously.

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Googoo27 12
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That cake is a lie.

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dinoluvsrawr 2

It has squaids

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
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43 Its a cake, not a blue waffle.

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jazzypunkrock21 0
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Yes this is amazing! I also love your thumb nail profile pic thingy :D avenged sevenfold ftw!

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DontModMeDammit 10

4, it's ok just make a portal to the hospital to save the wife.

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MikeDa1Da 14
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Doesn't matter, had cake.

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bobchickenfart 5
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unless she actually did get blood on it.

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Still counts. :)

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gabrielle01 0
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Best comment ever :)

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siddster15 0

haha i see what you did there

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kroekdog 7

Cake is good. Bloody or not

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laughytaffy 5
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I must be a horrible person, because that was my first question also. Whoops!

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NoOneLovesYou 13
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It's not such a horrible thing that you should need to complain about it. Most likely, he realizes a cut will probably not kill you - would you rather he say "stick a band-aid and some disinfectant on it, you'll be okay"? I would've done just that, but you'd probably freak out about that, too. His attempt at a joke was his way to make you feel better, sorry you missed that.

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hornetsbaseball 6
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He seems like the type who cares about his food more than his wife..

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The_Hitdude 12
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Really? I would've never guessed as much from the FML.

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Awsumuzzie 12
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Don't most men? "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

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SkoomaKi 27
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21 - "The way to a man's heart is in his pants" - True story

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d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1
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Haha thats not how u get to my heart! ;) jus sayn' l

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UnicornInSpace 6
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That sounds delicious.

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Furrywhiplash 14
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Husband: Did you get blood on the cake?! Wife: *covers blood spot on came with whip cream and strawberries* ... Noooo.........

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Furrywhiplash 14
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Cake* Fuck you auto-correct! How dare you mess up the word "cake!"

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crypticundead 4
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Good thing you corrected yourself. Having the words 'came' and 'whip cream' in the same sentence of an FML about cake and bloody fingers would be rather confusing.

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abceasyas123abc 12

Husband: "Mmm, sweet AND salty..?"

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therealslim 15
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75- blood is salty..?

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