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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Bogrbon 26
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Um, wow, if he pulls through he may wish he didn’t. He’s definitely going from 5+ girlfriends to 0 pretty damn quick.

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RichardPencil 30
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I'm guessing it's an ischemic stroke. When he's banging at least 5 girls at once, not much of his blood supply is getting to his brain.

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Bogrbon 26
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Um, wow, if he pulls through he may wish he didn’t. He’s definitely going from 5+ girlfriends to 0 pretty damn quick.

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RichardPencil 30
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I'm guessing it's an ischemic stroke. When he's banging at least 5 girls at once, not much of his blood supply is getting to his brain.

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tounces7 27

Sounds like the stroke couldn't have happened to a better person....

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bl3ur0z3 17

Call his family, let them know. Then call his girlfriends and let them know so they can all go see him together. Don't return to the hospital, take a few minutes to post screenshot of his conversations with the girls on his social media for all the world to see. Then pack up and move before he gets home.

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DanielleinDC 32
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You should maybe get together with the other girlfriends and let them know. Maybe have them meet you at the hospital, give him his phone, then go home and change the locks on your house.

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