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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML

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By seachelle - 07/05/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing posted about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

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By evenmybodyhatesme - 15/05/2016 06:47 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 9 October 2020 23:04

Um, wow, if he pulls through he may wish he didn’t. He’s definitely going from 5+ girlfriends to 0 pretty damn quick.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 October 2020 23:14

I'm guessing it's an ischemic stroke. When he's banging at least 5 girls at once, not much of his blood supply is getting to his brain.

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 9 October 2020 23:04

Um, wow, if he pulls through he may wish he didn’t. He’s definitely going from 5+ girlfriends to 0 pretty damn quick.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 October 2020 23:14

I'm guessing it's an ischemic stroke. When he's banging at least 5 girls at once, not much of his blood supply is getting to his brain.

tounces7 27

Saturday 10 October 2020 3:12

Sounds like the stroke couldn't have happened to a better person....

bl3ur0z3 17

Saturday 10 October 2020 5:35

Call his family, let them know. Then call his girlfriends and let them know so they can all go see him together. Don't return to the hospital, take a few minutes to post screenshot of his conversations with the girls on his social media for all the world to see. Then pack up and move before he gets home.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 12 October 2020 2:13

You should maybe get together with the other girlfriends and let them know. Maybe have them meet you at the hospital, give him his phone, then go home and change the locks on your house.