By longday - Canada
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
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  Lythiaren  |  8

OP here.

Well no, its not multitaksing because they're not four different tasks (though I was also making stuff at the time), i just thought the wording was funny.

Figures, I forget to log in and the story goes through :P

  Lythiaren  |  8

As I mentioned above, it's only worded that way for humour. The actual multitasking was pretty mundane so it isn't really relevant to the story.

Church's Chicken, actually. You're close. Just doing this shit to pay for college so I can get an actual job that doesn't involve self-entitled morons. :P

By  its_tuesday  |  6 how did she diserve this? she's clumsy. and how do we know it wasn't her manager's fault for standing inconveniently in the way? standing near clumsy people is dangerous.

By  your_face  |  15

So... with your hand adjusting your glasses around your eyes (unless you've been wearing them very wrongly - maybe that's why you didn't see your manager?) and sweeping your hair AWAY from your face, how exactly did it manage to punch you in the mouth? Side of the head I could believe; maybe even your nose. But your mouth?

  Lythiaren  |  8

It was just my bangs, they just require a flick to get them out of my face while my finger gets back to getting my glasses in front of my eyes. since I adjust my glasses while holding one side of the frame instead of the part the goes back behind my ear, my hand was directly in front of my face. Walking into my manager resulted in the half-fist going right into my teeth. :V


19 Holy shit you look like that guy from the AT&T commercial where he meets that chick on the train and their kid becomes the president n' junk! And you look like the guy from the StateFarm commercial too! Omg!