So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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livzielove 0

why does justin bieber have an fml account...

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TapialPaado 1

Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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thecrazyasian 3

how is this an fml ur not straight we don't need to know

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DiamondDrawls 0

cool, so I guess your not straight anymore.

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sgtrobswifey 0

So what, it's not like you'll be scrutinized for being gay. If you'd rather have a penis in your mouth, than a ****** in it.. well, so be it I guess. Soon every state will allow same sex marriage, and we will all be one big happy family. -_-

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sgtrobswifey 0

Wow really? Guys have dicks?? Women have vaginas?? Obviously if they're ******* together they are inserting these body parts into body parts. ******* dumbass. I wish I could meet you in person. It'd be fun.

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DocBastard 38

I'm sensing a girl fight. Sweeeeeet. *pours a pint of Guinness and grabs a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos* No, no, don't stop because of me. Please, continue.

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daybowbow 0

There's always Guiness being poured for these girl fights. Can we also take a shot of whiskey everytime one of them bears claws?

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sgtrobswifey 0

Well, whatever. Your opinion is just that, your opinion. As is mine. I have plenty of friends and family members who are gay. They're fantastic people, and by no means as ******* ridiculous sounding as you are. Me being in law enforcement, I also have fellow officers who are gay. Just as I don't shove my straightness down their throat, they don't shove their gayness down mine. You're just one of those ignorant ***** that thinks the whole world is out to get you. Just bc you're gay doesn't mean you're entitled to anything. You're not ******* special, you're not one of a kind. Now do me a favor and drink a glass of bleach and let me know how you feel in the morning. PS Your continuous rantings just go to show you're obviously not comfortable with your own sexuality. Dumb ass.

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sgtrobswifey 0

Like I said Kay.. GO drink a glass of bleach and tell me how you feel in the morning you dumb ****. :)

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bitheway 2

You kno a lot of big words. Wat does TLDR stand for. And wats a dehumanisation

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Kishaz_Thirteen 0

Lol buddy, you have nothing to worry about. Slip of the mental tongue- maybe you meant to think 'girlfriend'. Doesn't mean you're gay.

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CaptainPickles72 18

That's exactly what I was thinking.

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karlijn 4

ah well,, if that's who you really are so what? Follow your heart ;)

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TheCountess 4

Sexuality is very complex and there are many variations of sexual preferences. Instead of thinking of this as an FML situation, why not think of it as a chance to explore and further define your own sexual identity? There is nothing wrong with you wanting a boyfriend, so why not pursue it if it's something you think might make you happy? If it turns out to not be your cup of tea, you can always terminate the relationship. Good luck, OP.

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lmaoatall 6

just visit the site joeblow and if you arise to the occasion, just embrace it. the rest will cum naturally. I meant come. damn

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