Relatable, LGBTQIA+ and Love: So many questions

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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livzielove 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:52

why does justin bieber have an fml account...

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:56

Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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munderhill33 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:09

well if ur wishing u were the girl kissing the guy then.... ur gay or at least bi. either way rock on!!!

Wolfhowl85 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:29

No ****?

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:31

Gays are disgusting..IN MY OPINION. How could you like the same gender? Well, time to throw up now

Chaos5 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:37

get a hot girlfriend than you'll see

Johnnnyyy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:38

it's only gay if a. you like it or b. your the receiver ::thumbs up:: :))

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:46

Homophobes deserve to be closet cases. And a lot of them, [surprise, surprise!] are.

vincespektor 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:48

you can try it with me...I like turnin out "straight" guys ;-)

YigalElohev 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:05

Cute post :D

hqwoody327 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:35

Cute pic :D

marissabunge23 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:33

being gay is cool too.

lukethe 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:36

agreed 7 x)

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