Relatable, LGBTQIA+ and Love: So many questions

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

agreeclassic 39 347

vote type 1 14 341

New Year, New Blunders
Celebrate the New Year with stories of resolutions broken in less than 24 hours and memorable New Year's Eves... for all the wrong reasons! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

agreeclassic 60 860

vote type 1 3 047

On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

agreeclassic 1 912

vote type 1 191

So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

agreeclassic 1 906

vote type 1 1 216

Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

agreeclassic 1 743

vote type 1 510

By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

agreeclassic 26 921

vote type 1 2 659

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

agreeclassic 12 539

vote type 1 39 042

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

agreeclassic 4 583

vote type 1 804

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

agreeclassic 185 585

vote type 1 12 058

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

agreeclassic 41 524

vote type 1 8 400

By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

agreeclassic 13 755

vote type 1 4 749

livzielove 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:52

why does justin bieber have an fml account...

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:56

Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Comments

Omlivvie905 0

Friday 8 April 2011 0:26

How is this an fml ?

kyusake_huz_DAT 0

Friday 8 April 2011 0:30

Wth!

southerngalslove 15

Friday 8 April 2011 0:35

just experiment most people do

chosha_fml 26

Friday 8 April 2011 0:36

On the bright side, maybe one day you will have a boyfriend like that. :) Whatever this turns out to be, it's not going to FYL. It's just what it us.

bitheway 2

Friday 8 April 2011 1:09

Ur not gay or bi gay-thoughts are very common especially during adolescence But u may want 2 experiement a little which if u find out you don't like it with at least 2 dudes in different positions (not with you just on top) then you can say ur pomosexual (Wikipedia it) just in case

bitheway 2

Friday 8 April 2011 6:11

I meant monosexual (Wikipedia them both though)

bitheway 2

Friday 8 April 2011 6:17

The difference between this homophobic douche and a "fag" is u have trouble findin a girl

lockthedoor 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:13

dude, it's cool. :) just chillax

DaniBee420 6

Friday 8 April 2011 1:57

I know many guys that have experimented and kissed other guys but are not gay or bi. it's a natural part of sexuality. if it turns out u are gay, so what, embrace it! Be who u are!