Relatable, LGBTQIA+ and Love: So many questions

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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livzielove 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:52

why does justin bieber have an fml account...

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:56

Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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tsukaga2isuwaya 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:43

You'll be happier if you accept yourself.

peachdoll 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:47

Hahaha I laughed so hard at this. Thanks OP.

DianaFromHolland 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:48

its nice to be bicurious (: it was a nice day for u i think

jewfro311 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:49

So what If you're gay? Its your choice on who you want to be.

DownHillGreyGuy 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:58

It isn't a choice, idiot. So what if he's gay, but it's not something he can control!

bitheway 2

Friday 8 April 2011 5:20

At least #159 isn't sayin homophobic comments like "gays go 2 hell" (not true) or "that's gross" (also not true)

FYLSLOWLY 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:49

What the hell is that next to u in your display pic?

Schlimpikins 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:52

So, would double penetration make you gay, since your balls would rub together?

Krilleee 5

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:56

thats gay, so gay ... FYL dude ....

RawrB3 0

Friday 8 April 2011 6:37

it's really not a bad thing at all and no duh it's gay that's kinda the whole point

thatsmeh 0

Friday 8 April 2011 0:00

lmao!!! hilarious!

DownHillGreyGuy 2

Friday 8 April 2011 0:01

It isn't a choice, idiot. So what if he's gay, but it's not something he can control!

madamsatine2008 0

Friday 8 April 2011 0:22

go sit on a long hard one

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