Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
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Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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spitfire35 3
And you couldn't explain this to your boss because..??
Twinklestar 0
People are jerks. I could never work in an office and have to put up with crap like that. But at least it's not a difficult thing to explain, especially if you still have the receipt, and your co-worker will look like a douche.
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Comments (78)
Nic_hole 0
wow that's messed up
bambidazzlelips 0
what kind of a dumbass would report that to you boss? you should have explained though
lancevang 0
haha mane fail
suri23 11
what is wrong with yr coworker? evil bitch/bastard!
Major_General 10
I have the feeling you're one of those people who says they don't need the receipt.
LoHo14 0
That's when you hand it back and say "this is bullshit, prove I wasn't getting cold medicine". They can't and you rip up the write-up.
swantonboy96 0
You should slap that ******* *****!
dance_till_dawn 0
Dude! So tell your f'ing boss that and show him the receipt. Moron!
saaaammmmm 0
I know it is a trendy thing to do, but try not to devalue people for working at McDonalds. They are doing honest work.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So explain to your boss that you went to get cold medicine at the store and tell off the nosey bitch for telling on you going to a store. Tell them to prove you were out goofing off. Show them the receipt of the cold medicine.