Today, my family got mad at me for installing toilet paper going under instead of over. Considering I'm the only one who fills the empty spool, I thought that it wouldn't matter. FML
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Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I went to change the toilet paper roll. I failed. It was the last roll of the "right kind," and my wife is "fine" and "not mad." Let the confinement continue. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, I took a piece of toilet paper to blow my nose and had a surprise: someone in our house seems to not have understood how TP works. In this case, the principle that it shouldn't stay on the roll once there is poo on it. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
lukey101 23
You are a monster for doing such a thing and I would have disowned you from my family for doing such a despicable act.
Yudith 25
Now you know how to install the toilet paper until someone else finally does it instead. Try to find how your family really hates having the dishes washed.
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Comments (9)
lukey101 23
You are a monster for doing such a thing and I would have disowned you from my family for doing such a despicable act.
Yudith 25
Now you know how to install the toilet paper until someone else finally does it instead. Try to find how your family really hates having the dishes washed.
FinkiusMaximus 9
Under?! You absolute cretin!
KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
YDI. Toilet paper isn't expensive, and buying it doesn't justify you deciding to mount it incorrectly.
dragonladiesfire 19
That's the same discussion that happens in most households. 🤣 it's always an argument on how to load the toilet paper. in our house, it's because we have cats who love to unravel tp if it's over not under. 🤣
Jon Tessler 14
exactly, I have 3 cats.....they like playing with the TP.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I would play prison and carry my roll back and forth and not refill it. oh and put the rolls in a hall closet
Chazzster 29
Sigh... Some people do things and others just complain... (1) Any idiot can reinstall the roll the right way if it’s that important to them. It actually takes less energy than complaining about it. They either enjoy complaining or they are too clumsy or lazy to turn the roll around - Neither one gets my sympathy. (2) There are usually reasons why people install the roll one way or the other, assuming they do so intentionally. Children and cats are sometimes fascinated by pulling toilet paper off the roll and installing it backwards can prevent this. On the other hand installing it the normal way makes it easier to reach when you are using it. Like most things in life it’s a trade off. And sometimes it’s not so obvious which way the paper is facing when you put the roll on (some brands use excessive amounts of glue on the end to hold the roll together).
Brightside86 30
You need to get your life together man.