The Customer Is Clueless

By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 127
You deserved it 276

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Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.

Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!

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Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!

Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.

80% of those Dog Toys look like Sex Toys, I say the same thing to my Husband every time we go to Petco

Anything can be a dildo, if you’re brave enough.

Remember, any dog toy can easily become an adult toy. It's all about location, location, location!

I see chips, cat toys, dog toys, dildos, veggies. This place has it all!

I’d love it if they said this about a tennis ball, or stuffed mail carrier or something.

That's taking the term "boned" to another level...