The Customer Is Clueless

By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By apparentlytoougly - 27/03/2013 07:29 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Weird customer of the day

By ChimerV - 15/11/2014 18:20 - France - Champenoux

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

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By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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By Miffy - 04/09/2018 23:00 - United States - San Augustine

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML

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The customer is always something

By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:37

Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:20

Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:20

Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:37

Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.

bigdaddyeric 35

Tuesday 28 November 2017 7:59

80% of those Dog Toys look like Sex Toys, I say the same thing to my Husband every time we go to Petco

cornelius74d 13

Tuesday 28 November 2017 12:50

Anything can be a *****, if you’re brave enough.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 28 November 2017 14:59

Remember, any dog toy can easily become an adult toy. It's all about location, location, location!

sumocj 14

Tuesday 28 November 2017 14:59

I see chips, cat toys, dog toys, ******, veggies. This place has it all!

TeachAllTheMath 19

Tuesday 28 November 2017 23:57

I’d love it if they said this about a tennis ball, or stuffed mail carrier or something.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 29 November 2017 5:57

That's taking the term "boned" to another level...

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