FML : The Customer Is Clueless

The Customer Is Clueless

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Conner Johnson - / Tuesday 28 November 2017 05:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7569106 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:20

Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!

By Tripartita | 44

#7569109 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:37

Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7569106 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:20

Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!

By Tripartita | 44

#7569109 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 5:37

Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.

By bigdaddyeric | 29

#7569132 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 7:59

80% of those Dog Toys look like Sex Toys, I say the same thing to my Husband every time we go to Petco

By cornelius74d | 13

#7569240 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 12:50

Anything can be a dildo, if you’re brave enough.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7569282 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 14:59

Remember, any dog toy can easily become an adult toy. It's all about location, location, location!

By sumocj | 14

#7569283 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 14:59

I see chips, cat toys, dog toys, dildos, veggies. This place has it all!

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7569484 - Tuesday 28 November 2017 23:57

I’d love it if they said this about a tennis ball, or stuffed mail carrier or something.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7569543 - Wednesday 29 November 2017 5:57

That's taking the term "boned" to another level...

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