Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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spitfire35 3
And you couldn't explain this to your boss because..??
Twinklestar 0
People are jerks. I could never work in an office and have to put up with crap like that. But at least it's not a difficult thing to explain, especially if you still have the receipt, and your co-worker will look like a douche.
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Comments (78)
seven_to_twelve 3
So show your boss the receipt for your medicine?
amatayo 0
Snitch
upyoursmo 0
I hope you showed them the receipt to prove it.
YourConscience 0
Wow, denouncing a coworker is lame. Is your co-worker some jealous or goody two-shoes person? Anyways, sucks for you. :(
gatorgrl1988 0
wow take it up with that hoe after work.
bamboo134 0
word
jcpt1984 0
I hope you still have the receipt so that your coworker looks like a total ass!
blastvortex 4
Show your supervisor(s) the receipt. Duh.
drtk23 0
i think its ridiculous how retarded people can be
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI
nolimits 0
So, not only do your co-workers hate you, but your boss does too - probably cause you're hopelessly dense.