Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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spitfire35 3
And you couldn't explain this to your boss because..??
Twinklestar 0
People are jerks. I could never work in an office and have to put up with crap like that. But at least it's not a difficult thing to explain, especially if you still have the receipt, and your co-worker will look like a douche.
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Comments (78)
DeservedIt 0
If you can't get this a-hole to have an accident with the paper shredder, then you deserve it. Don't people do this stuff anymore to get rid of their worse colleagues?
hanoha 0
um, just tell ur boss if he needs more proof BRING the medicine AND the receipt. problem solved.
angel55033 12
I hope you brought a receipt as proof to get out of your write up that sucks
beerisgood77 0
snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches
Iheardthat 7
Wow, what a bitch. you should just tell them that you were getting medicine!
INoRaA 0
maybe instead of posting this on fml.com......you should EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR BOSS YOU DIP****! ydi for sheer stupidity
rocker_chick23 27
You do know today and FML are mandatory, right? For all we know, OP wrote this a few days afterwards, dipshit.