Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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unlucky91 0
PWNED
zee209 0
She's only two...
amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
mlipro 0
Grandma win.
bittersweets 2
She's only 2 years old. I bet she doesn't know what she's saying!
rukusrazor 0
#2 - Kids can be so HONEST. ftfy.
Icalasari 0
#4 - Well, to be fair, he probably did exist. But as the Messiah is unlikely ^^ I would just come down myself if I was a deity :D
Chocolate_Chunk 2
no, he probably did not. The first time he was mentioned in writing was years after his death. And that was in christian writing. you'd think someone who can actually do wonders would be mentioned over and over again in non-christian documents...
ooooooooooooh 4
Christian writings are all metaphors so his 'miracles' weren't actually physical. maybe you should learn more about a religion before trying to disprove it
Chocolate_Chunk 2
maybe you should read your bible again. It is stated that he healed cripples. Physically.
xNephilim 19
Jesus got killed for saying he was the Messiah. You really think that the people at the time would condone records of someone they thought to be a liar and blasphemer?
CandyApple 0
haha OWNED by a 2 year old :P And #4 if you dont believe he exsists keep it to yourself because some of these guys are christian/catholic and the other hand if i hear 'procceeded' one. more. time...
tWitt3rBuG 0
Maybe she's on to something there, Lol! Kids
xHaniffax 0
HAHAHA omg from a 2 year old awwwe
skrabbler2 0
YDI for believing in a mythical person.