Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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rukusrazor 0
Teach a man to use a megaphone he'll reach 100 people. Teach a man to use the internet, he won't shut the **** up.
ilovefmlife 0
ROFLMAO. she's adorable. and I agree with #47 :D
tayjohnsonnnn 0
lmfaooooo this was sooo funny
hsdtt03 0
hahhahha #52, my thoughts exactly. man, the world's so advanced!
Cerataphora 0
88, you calling someone an "atheist bitch" probably just fuels the antichristian fire. I'm an Atheist, a damn hardcore one, but NEVER have I EVER insulted a theistic religion, i usually stand up for them.
deliciouskaek 1
The story is stupid. The comments, just plain ridiculous (albeit entertaining). OP: if you want to sing, sing. Who cares if you suck, it's church, a lot of people in church suck. You'll get over it. Everyone else: l lol'd.
JessTrek 0
Take an Anthropology class. And no, I'm not a fan of bad literature.
JessTrek 0
#88, take an Anthropology class. And no, I'm not a fan of bad literature.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Why must there always be a religion war? Athiests: Don't believe in God. Christians, Jews, Muslims etc: Do believe in God. Neither of you groups of people can say who is right & who is wrong. If you have the proof, please show me. Now OP: You really take to heart what a two-year old says? *Oh, & y'all might as well finish this little war, I bet they'll be locking the comments soon. Y'all started fighting WAYY early.*
I2OI3 0
Wait, wait, wait. What if she's right though???