Kids: Sing!

Sing!

By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 442

You deserved it 9 372

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 775

You deserved it 275

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 368

You deserved it 13 773

Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 037

You deserved it 6 462

By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 533

You deserved it 8 340

The Voice

By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 945

You deserved it 2 985

Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 915

You deserved it 1 119

By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 666

You deserved it 5 610

Everyone's a Critic

By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 987

You deserved it 674

By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 07:18 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 086

You deserved it 3 071

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 113

You deserved it 82 628

amirn86 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:12

Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol

lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

aww. haha.

Comments

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:29

Teach a man to use a megaphone he'll reach 100 people. Teach a man to use the internet, he won't shut the **** up.

ilovefmlife 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:32

ROFLMAO. she's adorable. and I agree with #47 :D

tayjohnsonnnn 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:38

lmfaooooo this was sooo funny

hsdtt03 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:39

hahhahha #52, my thoughts exactly. man, the world's so advanced!

Cerataphora 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:44

88, you calling someone an "atheist bitch" probably just fuels the antichristian fire. I'm an Atheist, a damn hardcore one, but NEVER have I EVER insulted a theistic religion, i usually stand up for them.

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:44

The story is stupid. The comments, just plain ridiculous (albeit entertaining). OP: if you want to sing, sing. Who cares if you suck, it's church, a lot of people in church suck. You'll get over it. Everyone else: l lol'd.

JessTrek 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:45

Take an Anthropology class. And no, I'm not a fan of bad literature.

JessTrek 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:47

#88, take an Anthropology class. And no, I'm not a fan of bad literature.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:49

Why must there always be a religion war? Athiests: Don't believe in God. Christians, Jews, Muslims etc: Do believe in God. Neither of you groups of people can say who is right & who is wrong. If you have the proof, please show me. Now OP: You really take to heart what a two-year old says? *Oh, & y'all might as well finish this little war, I bet they'll be locking the comments soon. Y'all started fighting WAYY early.*