Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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a_great_guy 0
# 41 What did I say that was false? The only part of that that was purely my opinion is the last sentence.
xClarkGable 0
Awww. Don't take it personally. Just teach her that He loves everyone. Also, people need to just stop with the religion war. She's obviously a believer, and isn't going to change because someone on the web said He doesn't exist. Atheists are worse than religion pushing Christians, sometimes. And I'm a Christian.
a_boat 0
#34: How is telling kids what is true brainwashing? God doesn't exist, period, it's a FACT. Lying to children and forcing them to make that life choice is a terrible thing to do.
genius_man16 1
agree with #17 it's not that i have a problem with the word per-se, but EVERYONE says it in their FML. Not only that, but it's completely unecessary. "I picked up the microphone and sang..." see? perfectly fine. god dammit lol, i said god dammit
jj732 0
grandmas on FML...... AWESOME!
AskMeAnything 0
check my profile for some advice!
SVelasquez 0
Hash kid. But then again maybe she didn't know what she was saying. Two year-olds tend to be a bit naive.
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
I can totally imagine your granddaughter saying that, that is hilarious xD
amazons 0
The question is, what is a grandmother doing on FML?
youovereact 2
it's funny because of your picture
a_great_guy 0
*disclaimer* I didn't start this religion war. To # 45, I personally am a Christian, for my own reasons, and I challenge you to with finality prove that there is no God. Usually I would let something like this go but the sheer finality of your statement is ridiculous. I'll give you a little philosophy here: the only way you'd be able to prove *by fact* that God doesn't exist is if you were all knowing, in which case * you'd * be like a God, thereby negating your point.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
why would one have to disprove god? it's the other way around, religious people have the burden of proof. Or do you really think when I'd go around telling people that smurfs are real, that there are pink blue-dotted clouds and so on, nobody would be able to call bullshit? disproving the existance of anything is impossible.