Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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kapippenger 0
Ahw, poor girl.
charlybarly 0
hey, at least your getting your ins
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Comments (505)
callmesillyxxx 1
Lmao i love this!!!! Poor girl i feel her pain
KingCeltic77 18
Tell her that you care about her and are fine with her body. If you are, then she should definitely be, too. Option number two is during sex, grab by the rip in the swimsuit and rip it off.
atishe24 9
Aww poor thing (her, not the OP) (Ok fine, the OP too)
hockey331 1
Kinky
ThexVengence 21
Doesnt matter had sex
KingCeltic77 18
You should tell her that she shouldn't be ashamed and you love her no matter what.
RaizerBerry 3
Aaaaand...soft.
superBeannn 2
So are you with her just for the sex?
f_ourlives2013 7
A never-nude!
sugarbear0727 19
Awe, poor girl. She's super self-concious. Try to make her feel good about herself. Duh.