No shit sherlock.

Does OP mean manure? mulch is made of wood chips..

Oh no you were in a pile of dirt! Your life is defintely fucked

I hope the first thing the moderators do is fix his tense errors ;_;

The first thing I would have done was *enter extremely inappropriate and vulgar statement describing what I would have done* and then I would have sat down with a smile on my face and a sandwich in my hand :) (I feel like my comment is irrelevant, but what do I care it's 1 AM where I live and I'm tired so judge me as harshly as you please)

Well, 2, there's not mulch else OP can do with a situation like that, so why not give it a try...

I always thought mulch was wood chips mixed with soil and fertilizer was shit.

Since when is mulch made of shit?

Eve notice how this is the first comment but was given the number 2? Just sayin'…

Mulch = usually some form of wood chips in various states of decay Manure = literal shit OP, did you mean manure?

Not always there's cow manure in it to a lot to

I *sniff*, I was kinda hoping that more people would like my pun :(

Fucking shut up

^Fuck you, Man.

You made me lol, you punny guy.

yea...you're funny

Ahhh... Bad puns you have to love to hate them

Shittiest overused pun EVER.

I'm tired of people giving a thumbs down when someone uses this pun. It's relevant to the situation and is kinda humorous, someone is bound to say it. The only reason people don't like it is because it's been said a thousand times. Instead of giving a thumbs down or up, why don't you just not vote on it instead? Give the person a zero. Because that's what they deserve.

Shitty pun

The only funny thing about this pun is the fact that it's always hilariously buried within seconds of appearing.

Or covered the brother's bed in mulch as pay back.

Would be better to fill his car with it.... Oh what a surprise that would await him

9- that's pretty much the idea...

That's when you shit in his pillow.

^^Like your picture^^

isn't mulch wood chips and manure is shit?

Love your picture

There is a difference between mulch & manure. I've worked at a greenhouse/farm for like 4 years. Mulch is usually like wood chips of different kinds of wood. Manure is self explanatory.

Agh, why did you double post?

^*then places corpse in wood chipper and mixes with mulch* ahh the circle of life :p