By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML
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I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

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No shit sherlock.

Does OP mean manure? mulch is made of wood chips..

I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

Oh no you were in a pile of dirt! Your life is defintely fucked

I hope the first thing the moderators do is fix his tense errors ;_;

The first thing I would have done was *enter extremely inappropriate and vulgar statement describing what I would have done* and then I would have sat down with a smile on my face and a sandwich in my hand :) (I feel like my comment is irrelevant, but what do I care it's 1 AM where I live and I'm tired so judge me as harshly as you please)

Well, 2, there's not mulch else OP can do with a situation like that, so why not give it a try...

I always thought mulch was wood chips mixed with soil and fertilizer was shit.

Since when is mulch made of shit?

Eve notice how this is the first comment but was given the number 2? Just sayin'…

Mulch = usually some form of wood chips in various states of decay Manure = literal shit OP, did you mean manure?

Not always there's cow manure in it to a lot to

I *sniff*, I was kinda hoping that more people would like my pun :(

Fucking shut up

^Fuck you, Man.

You made me lol, you punny guy.

What a shitty situation

yea...you're funny

Ahhh... Bad puns you have to love to hate them

Shittiest overused pun EVER.

I'm tired of people giving a thumbs down when someone uses this pun. It's relevant to the situation and is kinda humorous, someone is bound to say it. The only reason people don't like it is because it's been said a thousand times. Instead of giving a thumbs down or up, why don't you just not vote on it instead? Give the person a zero. Because that's what they deserve.

The only funny thing about this pun is the fact that it's always hilariously buried within seconds of appearing.

Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

Or covered the brother's bed in mulch as pay back.

Would be better to fill his car with it.... Oh what a surprise that would await him

9- that's pretty much the idea...

That's when you hit him in the head with your shovel.

That's when you shit in his pillow.

^^Like your picture^^

I would have gotten back at him by flinging the mulch on your body all over his stuff.

isn't mulch wood chips and manure is shit?

Well, when you eventually get up shovel up some of the shit and chuck it at him to see if he likes it.

Love your picture

There is a difference between mulch & manure. I've worked at a greenhouse/farm for like 4 years. Mulch is usually like wood chips of different kinds of wood. Manure is self explanatory.

That sounds like a shi-- * shot in face*

Agh, why did you double post?

That sounds like a shi-- * shot in face*

^*then places corpse in wood chipper and mixes with mulch* ahh the circle of life :p