I hope his laptop didn't have the good porn saved on it. that would be the real FML if it did.

What's up with the bosses? Maybe they're just power hungry. But somebody needs to stand up and say that his behavior is very inappropriate at work. What happened to manners?, respect?, and courtesty? No one should behave like that including the boss.

Yeah. I feel your pain op. I just got an office job as well. Apparently nobody here will like you unless you give each of then $10

I guess you could say he's practicing anger management. B-dum-tsh

I usually wouldn't say anything but OP "Run while you can"

Cool story bro.

And I always thought that an office job would be boring

More like I hope the guy has a sturdy body, laptops are fucking painful man

In this economy? Good luck.

Depending on what OP can do, this mig also be a matter of weeks. But even if it took half a year or more, it doesn't justify to work under such conditions!

I think OP needs to get out of there. You don't want to be working in The Office office because that's be horrible in real life. It is funny on tv though.

Work theft hack!

De-ranked. Back to the mail room.

Like the most effective approach to catapulting a laptop through the air?

And the best way to dodge or catch launched laptops.

Or to make the most confusing route to escape the "predator".

38, I love your profile picture.

Or a story to scare the shit out of them.