Shark Week

By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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eeppiicc 8

Eating her would have solved that problem.

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brigante45 5

You can learn a lot from shark week.

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ICastillo 24

Shit.... I want to see what FMLshark has to say about this FML.

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Pentium_4 27

FMLshark is a chick

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ICastillo 24

Thanks dude but he is she... Hide before she reads your mistake she'll take you out man

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caplox 6

Next time be a fish.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

So she can gut you?

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TheVelocirabbit 10

Or fridgin' plankton. They just float around the water and nobody can give a dang.

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XtraEzeee 8

Except Mr. Krabs. He just won't get off Plankton's dick.

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Jonaahhhh 12

Considering you live in Hawaii, that advice could very well save your girlfriends life someday. Be happy! :D

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disneydraeer 10

If you had said jellyfish, she probably would've began pissing on herself.

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natnatkat 8

Well that just gives you a perfect excuse to bite her, doesn't it?

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FMLshark 12

She's right. I hate when people do that to me.

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fylx100 19

You are commenting some funny stuff!!! LOL making my day. Thank you!

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TrueTaker 8

lol c'mon she has a sense of humor, appreciate that!

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