Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to convince my wife that a random YouTube profile logged into our bedroom TV was a hacker who'd hacked our Wi-Fi and planted a virus on our TV. She ate it up like an all you can eat buffet. The profile is actually a coworker of mine, who I’ve been secretly seeing. FML
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aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
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joshyost 4
Maybe he gave her a virus. i guess you need to find a new friend
misstalented 6
That is really too bad that it took 8 years to realize that your girlfriend wasn't worth being with in the first place. Also, what a jerk of a friend, you were trying to help him and look how he treated you behind your back.
BeachGirl27 23
Do you think perhaps that there was in fact nothing wrong with his computer? Maybe he had a guilty conscience and wanted you to find the video? Heck even if he did it's unforgivable. Dump them both. Sorry though mate - that's awful. xox
TheSofaKing 7
You should have emailed the video to her father and then showed your friend the video and expain to him that this is the "problem".
rnzm 5
Sounds like the guy wanted you to find the video..what a jerk. I'm sorry fr you OP :/
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I hope you stuck a few viruses on that laptop.
Call_me_nate 2
i hope you mess them both up man you deserve better
vladimirnabokov 15
while its horrible that you were betrayed by your friend AND your girlfriend, uploading that video to a **** site would be plain mean. I can understand dumping the bitch and berating the friend, but to circulate such sensitive information would be incredibly mean and is something that can really destroy their lives. they hurt you and destroyed your esteem and trust, but that is temporary. and uploading that video could permanently injure opportunities for the cheating pricks. maybe im just too nice, but to me, circulating that video would totally cross the line.
LuckyLynx7732 5
You're right, you are too nice.
vladimirnabokov 15
must be. especially after 8 years, i imagine OP probably loves her. how could you hurt someone you love like that? she had no issue doing it if she cheated but if he's this hurt, i'd imagine he loves her too much to do anything malicious like uploading that video.
SunAndMoon427 12
I love my boyfriend more than anything, but if I were to ever find something like that, you can be damn sure I would upload it. They deserve to have their lives ruined like they ruined his, plain and simple.
clueless05 12
I completely agree, two wrongs don't make a right and OP shouldn't stoop to their level. If OP does, then they will have both done some thing bad and OP then does not become the victim anymore, as they are "even." OP will become just as bad as them. While OP is understandably hurt, he should try to be the bigger person.
chanellgymnast 17
He set you up. :(
DeadxManxWalking 27
I would bitch-slap him with the laptop and kick his balls then break up with the girl. **** cheaters and ass-friends