Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to convince my wife that a random YouTube profile logged into our bedroom TV was a hacker who'd hacked our Wi-Fi and planted a virus on our TV. She ate it up like an all you can eat buffet. The profile is actually a coworker of mine, who I’ve been secretly seeing. FML
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aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
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BrotherTheo 31
It is very very easy to tell them both to **** off. Really. There is, however, A Lot of information you don't have here. Firstly, I agree your life sucks, no doubt. Secondly, Gather your facts, talk with both of them, then make your choices. 8 years is a long time to just throw out without all the info. Although the urge to trash his laptop is, in fact, strong, I suggest being the better person. *shrugs* That's just me.
janro72 10
Play stupid and tell him, "Hey! you banged my girlfriend's dobbleganger!" He'll hesitate for a second to reciprocate, and right after it sinks in you'll deliver him a nice fresh hit wherever you'd like. The face is good. But downstairs is recommended.
Zomg_Okay 26
Why not both?
skyeyez9 24
Bang his laptop with a hammer.
Coolaaron88 9
Pow right in the kisser Pow right in the kisser
mitzc 1
delete system32
AssTard 15
^ Always the answer when dealing with computers/laptops and inexperienced users.
AssTard 15
My question is: Why did he videotape it? I mean, I get the general idea, but to take a video of something that he shouldn't of done and saved it to his laptop sounds a bit moronic.
rhevenge 19
wow.....op.....that's a problem. maybe he was trying to come clean in his own way. i would let her go. if she couldn't tell you herself she doesn't deserve to keep you.
Needafarm 22
Maybe she's annoyed that it's been 8 years and she still only has "girlfriend" status. Meanwhile your "friend" recorded it as blackmail and to prove he can have what you have. Also, have you had any period through the 8 years where you have taken a break? Could have happen then or right before you got together.
hryffff 11
You have a terrible friend I would confront him about it and dump your girlfriend
rockman555555 3
I would have hurt him so badly...