Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to convince my wife that a random YouTube profile logged into our bedroom TV was a hacker who'd hacked our Wi-Fi and planted a virus on our TV. She ate it up like an all you can eat buffet. The profile is actually a coworker of mine, who I’ve been secretly seeing. FML
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aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
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dildite 7
I would murder hem both and make them watch
Batterypost 23
Welcome to 2013 - Marriage is not something that you have to do anymore, and personally I see absolutely no point in it if you are an american man. The only difference if he had been married would have been that she'd get half of his money as well as his dignity.
jamnglamgirlie 17
I say post the video of those two online then send it to their family and friends.
Xotoolyxo 16
Put more viruses on laptop and tell him there's nothing wrong with it.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
1) Turn that laptop into a paper weight. 2) Sell the video of them doing it 3) Dump her and don't say why and give a generic answer stating you don't see future growth in the relationship 4) Gradually stop contacting either of them 5) When you're sure they are no longer talking send a link from a phony account emailing to her friends and family the video, she'll blame him revenge satisfied.
onorexveritas 23
oh my god, that's terrible. i'm sorry OP,
Ibeatmyself 3
There probably wasn't a virus maybe ur supposed to find the video
icepick23 12
Was it at least a hot video?
dbaguy 9
Maybe you've avoided catching a virus of your own
eyesmile27 7
This is where you actually do load the device up with viruses, send his mother the video, break up with your girlfriend and send her father the video, delete all his documents and tell her girlfriends that your girl had sex with all of their boyfriends/husbands/crushes. Her life is is history and so is the guy's. Unfortunately that will require you to find new friends and significant others. Which you most likely will find :) after all. You are beautiful :)