Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Setup

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By hamandegger - 04/02/2013 20:17 - United States - Raynham

Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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aradmomen 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 0:19

**** cheaters.

Linkerdoodles 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 0:23

Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.

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timberwolf408 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:14

maybe yr g/f is the source of his virus!

rita91 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:18

Wish the worse, hopefully the computer isn't the only thing that gets a virus

magicianjavier 1

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:18

Post the video on redtube or some **** site and send them links. Oh, also send links to relatives and friends. Hope my advice helps.

EDAY415 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:19

That's flat out terrible....I hope they both get viruses....shame on the girl you've been with for 8 years and that so called friend of yours

kbby3 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:31

Wow. What happened to bros before hoes. Screw them both. U can find better man!!! I'm sorry.

Alliance1911 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:45

Must have been a nice surpriselol

dangerika93 11

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:52

What a horrible way to find out! Sorry OP

goudou_fml 19

Tuesday 5 February 2013 6:34

I hope you banged his laptop better than he banged your girlfriend

Crzysht96 3

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:20

That's godda hurt man.. You're better off without her. Your friends a dick.

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:26

what number 4 said. also dump the cheating bitch and ur friend the asshole. but not before confronting them first.

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