Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to convince my wife that a random YouTube profile logged into our bedroom TV was a hacker who'd hacked our Wi-Fi and planted a virus on our TV. She ate it up like an all you can eat buffet. The profile is actually a coworker of mine, who I’ve been secretly seeing. FML
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aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
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timberwolf408 7
maybe yr g/f is the source of his virus!
rita91 5
Wish the worse, hopefully the computer isn't the only thing that gets a virus
magicianjavier 1
Post the video on redtube or some **** site and send them links. Oh, also send links to relatives and friends. Hope my advice helps.
EDAY415 5
That's flat out terrible....I hope they both get viruses....shame on the girl you've been with for 8 years and that so called friend of yours
kbby3 9
Wow. What happened to bros before hoes. Screw them both. U can find better man!!! I'm sorry.
Alliance1911 7
Must have been a nice surpriselol
dangerika93 11
What a horrible way to find out! Sorry OP
goudou_fml 19
I hope you banged his laptop better than he banged your girlfriend
Crzysht96 3
That's godda hurt man.. You're better off without her. Your friends a dick.
Satoaoi 13
what number 4 said. also dump the cheating bitch and ur friend the asshole. but not before confronting them first.