Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to convince my wife that a random YouTube profile logged into our bedroom TV was a hacker who'd hacked our Wi-Fi and planted a virus on our TV. She ate it up like an all you can eat buffet. The profile is actually a coworker of mine, who I’ve been secretly seeing. FML
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aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
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Santi512 4
Hit that bastard across the face with his laptop and dump that cheating ****. I'm sorry man, that sucks
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
simoncat 11
Bawahhaahhaaa! Perfect!
amishangel 3
.....and bacteria.
scarpicide 5
Yes
Nae15 3
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Well... now you know the secret side of her
MagicStallion 9
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Don't freak out too much. I think it's horrid they could both do this to you, but you've been together 8 years and you can't afford to be rash at this stage. Time to find out the truth.
charvisioku 22
What more does he really need in terms of finding out the truth...? Unless his girlfriend has an identical twin, I think it's pretty clear what's happened. Especially if they're comfortable enough with each other to be filming the sex. That strongly suggests that either he's filmed without her knowing or, more likely in my opinion, they've been ******* for a while.
superrocket19 17
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Really, I've gotta say, it's a one time thing. She could've been drunk, guys. Confront her about it and ask her if its him she likes or you. And obviously, don't give the computer back
Jessj958 19
Doesn't matter if she was drunk or not!! There's no excuse for doing that. I've been drunk plenty of times I might have made an ass of myself, but I have never done something dumb and said "oh I was really drunk, so it's ok". 8 years is a long time to commit to someone and if she was finished with the relationship, she should have been a woman and told him. And the best friend is a total dick! Makes me wonder what other bad things he's done to OP behind his back. OP, sorry for your situation. I know how it feels when 2 people you thought loved and cared for you betrays you. Surround yourself with REAL friends!!
SillyGirl4602 23
132-I completely agree. Even if she was drunk it doesn't make it okay to cheat. I hate when people use being drunk as an excuse.
LolFMLnot 10
Your girlfriend is a ****, its sad because you wasted 8 years of your life on her. Honestly I don't understand cheaters if you wanna **** there are a lot of people who are down to do it. Don't ruin someone's life who is serious about you and actually loves you.
cuddly_scorpion 4
Your profile pic gets me every time.
KingCeltic77 18
Was that you're "friends" idea of a joke or something?!? What the hell!? He knew what was on the laptop. I think he wanted you to see it just to be an ass.
pickles1994 18
I agree with what you said, but not you're grammar. ;)
kwyk 23
Your hilarious.
10showgirl 16
Mistakes happen. Are you an English teacher? I hope not because you made the same grammatical error. If you're not an English teacher, then don't worry about his or her grammar.
AlyKinks35 21
#49...your not you're
ICastillo 24
Well just download a virus that will destroy his computer. He ****** your girlfriend so **** his computer up.
_krystallynn_ 11
**** his face up.
ICastillo 24
Hell yeah!!! With the computer!!!
stolencookie 17
There's a script that disables the keyboard and mouse(pads). It's laptop and any computers you can get a hold of will be USELESS!!!
FrietvanPiet 16
That's ****** up, I feel sorry for you OP.
mosquito19 14
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8 years? she did wrong but you ****** up a long time ago.
Vashen 5
Please tell me how this was OPs '**** up'. There could be reasons behind not getting married. I know a couple who have been dating 10+ years without marriage due to cost. They're very happy without a piece of paper to tell them otherwise.
kat33_fml 7
Also the people could have started dating at a young age making them still fairly young and not ready to be married yet.
perdix 29
Maybe it's your girlfriend that's loaded with viruses.