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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Yeah, I have a fake fiancée who needs my cellular provider username and password (but we're going to make babies) and a backup fake girlfriend who is starving to death. The fiancée is also perennially hungry.

I tell them I'll have groceries or pizza delivered to their homes if they just give me their home addresses. Neither of my lovers have coughed up the info.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Give him an Amazon or iTunes gift card and he will magically materialize. You might need to buy him a phone if you really love him!

Most of my online girlfriends are fakes. Whoever they are, they have access to some pretty good nudes, so it's all good fun!

They seem to be oddly obsessed with what I'm eating. It feels sweet. All part of the game.

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  RichardPencil  |  28

Yeah, I have a fake fiancée who needs my cellular provider username and password (but we're going to make babies) and a backup fake girlfriend who is starving to death. The fiancée is also perennially hungry.

I tell them I'll have groceries or pizza delivered to their homes if they just give me their home addresses. Neither of my lovers have coughed up the info.