By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Slayertack's favorite FMLs
By kobolobo - 11/08/2015 16:45 - United States - Redmond
kobolobo tells us more.
My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.
By oh no - 22/06/2015 20:58 - United States - Vallejo
By StargazeKitsune - 31/07/2015 05:36 - United States - Kalispell
StargazeKitsune tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here! So the burning question here is whether I had to clean it. I was *supposed* to help, but I gagged everytime I got within 10 feet of it, so I was spared for everyone else's sake. We didn't need two messes to clean...the video itself is a little embarrassing because I had literally NO idea what to do. (Never been trained in shit scenarios, surprisingly....), but everyone has good humor and their own horror stories to accompany it so it's pretty much like I've just become the weirdest celebrity ever. His commentary WAS really hilarious, though I'm not sure if he'll be posting the on Facebook or Youtube. He said he doesn't want one of his friends to see it and go "OH MY GOD THAT'S GRANDPA JIM!" But I have a feeling it'll still live in infamy for a while. Anyways, thanks for all the jokes guys! I've been laughing all day. I'll have to show this to everyone at work so they can get a kick out of it too. ;)
By Arcanin3Boss - 23/06/2015 06:37 - United States - Portland