I've been told never to eat American Subway so many times (I'm from Australia, land of the good Subway) :p

Very creative comment. Lol

Why does #16's comment have so many down-votes? Sure, it's irrelevant but it's still true. We Aussies have good Subway

Probably because the Americans I know at least actually like our Subway here, #34.

Some parents just have their heads stubbornly buried in the sand when it comes to their kids having something wrong. Kinda the (equally ugly) polar opposite of the ones who insist their kid is sick/allergic to everything and has every physical or mental illness they hear mentioned on daytime talk shows.

Or... one or both of her kids fake being ill a lot so she can't tell when they're actually ill anymore. Crying wolf, as it were. I used to do that constantly just to get out of going to school.

Call her again but hold the phone's microphone just close enough so she can hear the awful sounds for herself. Believe me, she will NEVER try to question you again

Calm down Satan.

Unoriginal, and not funny.

With food poisoning you're usually vomiting and have diarrhea. So not a far reach to think op was puking.