By wtfjusthappened - United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
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By  FYLFTW  |  0

Your Ex was trying to booty call you. When he said he really missed you he meant his junk missed being inside your junk.

I would say booze helped you get out of a situation where you were likely to be taken advantage of.