Saucy

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

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Comments

jcbspence 0

Um if a woman dented my car she better give really good head, or I sell her possessions to pay for the damage.

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dstivers 0

Your boy clearly doesn't know his cars because to dent the chassis you would have to weigh a couple thousand pounds. Body and hood maybe. Chassis no.

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myschyveus 0

YDI because the bed would have sufficed.

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outspokenDancer 6

why not spice it up? not everyone's as boring as you.. (:

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horneyhic 15

so pick up a drill and bend over that won't damage the car

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myschyveus 0

YDI because the bed would have sufficed.

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Morgannbby 0

I like freaky things like that... ;)

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teh_uber_muffin 3

How would you like it if a car in a sexy outfit sat on your chassis? Based on this logic, YDI.

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fred88_fml 0

you must be pretty fat to bend the chassis when you sat on it

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Dent the Chassis? Either he's really dumb or you're really fat.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Then make sure he knows that he is now not allowed to put his hands on your 'chassis'.

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xlorawrz 9

Lmao, don't you know that lads care heaps more about their cars? Duh.

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