Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.
6tori6 5
never mess with a mans car.
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Comments (469)
marybowen 3
ummmm yuckk
josiebella 1
Honey, this guy is not the one for you. Dump him and get a guy who cares more about you than about any car. Really, don't put up with this.
Imachillifilliz 2
Nothing ever goes well for me when I'm feeling sexy...
blinkee_115 0
Your boyfriend is an idiot. You can't dent a chassis if you're on the hood ==". well unless you weigh 600 pounds and you slammed onto it
unixdude 9
I think the FML here is that her BF thinks she will bend the frame (unibody) before collapsing the hood . Either that or op has her own measurable gravity field. FYL. And +1 for spelling chassis correctly.
redmnky21 8
huh and here i thought the chassis was under the car...
Picori 6
Wouldn't you be cold? o_O
kmmaphil 0
Are you kidding. I would've gone to town on the hood of that car!
mercurieangel 0
That's exactly what my honey said! Forget the damn car nice or not! You could start there and move to other places ;)p people worry about material items wayyyyy to much! I'd hope for this idiot's car to blow up! Haha
RebekahBrooke 9
wow. he kinda sucks. why are cars so important? I understand they're expensive, but you made an effort!
horneyhic 15
think of it like ur most expensive peice of jewelry/clothing how would u feel if he damaged that
aPieceOfFruit 16
I think is mandatory somebody makes the joke: "I'd dent YOUR chassis" :D