Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.
6tori6 5
never mess with a mans car.
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Comments (469)
mercurieangel 0
My honey said he would love if I did that, I asked him what he would say and he said " I wouldn't say anything my mouth would be too busy" haha guess he loves me more then his car :) ur boyfriend on the other hand is a idiot
cm102 3
you couldve hid in the car
ImTheOne 0
you must weight a lot of you can be on his hood and dent his chassis.
jren207 24
He could have had a chance to squeeze your hooters. Now he's only got his car hooter for company.
outspokenDancer 6
that's when you close your legs for a VERY long time. he doesn't deserve any.
brianjman14 23
Car > you.
mini_mouth22 0
I'd say **** the car take the sexy girl on the hood!
memattb 5
No.. **** the girl and take the car ;D
RaggleFrock 13
A car lasts for years a good time will last for 20 minutes. Ydi
BuffaloButt 5
Awe that's what happens when it's sexy time.
godofcyanide 8
Your man is an idiot. I would have ensured a dent in the hood for sure, and I would have been fully proud of said dent. ;) (Note: I'm not a real big car guy.)