Intimacy: Saucy

Saucy

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 633

You deserved it 16 595

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 080

You deserved it 28 869

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 595

You deserved it 5 067

Weirdo alert!

By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 848

You deserved it 349

By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 554

You deserved it 2 673

By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 356

You deserved it 2 342

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 137

You deserved it 41 000

Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 846

You deserved it 3 585

Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 379

You deserved it 21 355

By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149 443

You deserved it 13 821

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 090

You deserved it 46 271

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 1 August 2011 0:58

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

6tori6 5

Monday 1 August 2011 0:59

never mess with a mans car.

Comments

mercurieangel 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:35

My honey said he would love if I did that, I asked him what he would say and he said " I wouldn't say anything my mouth would be too busy" haha guess he loves me more then his car :) ur boyfriend on the other hand is a idiot

cm102 3

Monday 1 August 2011 1:36

you couldve hid in the car

ImTheOne 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:37

you must weight a lot of you can be on his hood and dent his chassis.

jren207 24

Monday 1 August 2011 1:40

He could have had a chance to squeeze your hooters. Now he's only got his car hooter for company.

outspokenDancer 6

Monday 1 August 2011 1:40

that's when you close your legs for a VERY long time. he doesn't deserve any.

brianjman14 22

Monday 1 August 2011 1:41

Car > you.

mini_mouth22 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:42

I'd say **** the car take the sexy girl on the hood!

memattb 5

Monday 1 August 2011 14:41

No.. **** the girl and take the car ;D

RaggleFrock 13

Monday 1 August 2011 1:43

A car lasts for years a good time will last for 20 minutes. Ydi

BuffaloButt 5

Monday 1 August 2011 1:44

Awe that's what happens when it's sexy time.

godofcyanide 8

Monday 1 August 2011 1:47

Your man is an idiot. I would have ensured a dent in the hood for sure, and I would have been fully proud of said dent. ;) (Note: I'm not a real big car guy.)