By neryc - 04/07/2014 19:41 - United States - Hummelstown

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
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Bekll 31

You should do that trick where your thumb disappears from one hand and say it's already starting to happen to you because you got it on your thumb also.

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winter_under_ice 18

If I were OP, I would convince the whole family to play along.

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\ 28

While I'm all for having a good laugh, I don't think putting a kid that young under that kind of stress is the best way to go. That's how people develop phobias of Wite-Out.

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cwrocker 14

Plot twist:They are sketches in a sketchbook

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Wyaru 9

My family and I once pretended that my 5 year old niece disappeared from existence. We eventually felt bad for her after she started to worry too much, and cut it off.

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PieReaper 11

Holy **** this isn't the parenting corner 17 and besides I don't think the child would develop a phobia over a ******* joke

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jake_braves 25

"Oh no!! :O where is your finger? I don't see it!" Haha priceless

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DutchRogue 12

That will make for a great story to pester her with when she gets older.

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cakefete2 30

I agree, this is one of the privileges of being an older sibling. My older sister tells a story that one day she was messing with me as a child, and in a rage, I said "I can't wait to get bigger, 'cuz when we're the same age you can't mess with me anymore!" I have since learned, however, once someone is older than you, they stay older than you instead of "waiting" for you to catch up.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

Yeah my sister still teases me about stuff. It's awful

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lexiieeex3 32

Exactly. It's actually really adorable.

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hxnnxh 14

Definitely something to bring up on her 18th birthday!

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Bekll 31

You should do that trick where your thumb disappears from one hand and say it's already starting to happen to you because you got it on your thumb also.

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spatula232 25

Don't blame her, that shit's scary, it gets everywhere

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sweetbliss3 37

its whiteout. whiteout doesnt get everywhere. youre thinking of glitter. that shit gets everywhere.

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UO88 10

50, Glitter: The herpes of craft supplies.

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rosheno 4

Maybe I'm just a bad brother, but I'd go along with it and get the rest of my family in on it. :3

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ukeandfoodislife 19

My sister tricked me into thinking the vacuum cleaner was an alligator and would eat me alive if it came too close to me. I was 4. Yeah. Siblings are awful.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

When I was 4, my sister tricked me into thinking the vacuum cleaner was an alligator. I thought I would die if I got too close. Yeah. Siblings can be mean for sure

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ukeandfoodislife 19

I don't know why that went twice^ I'm sorry!

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glabberfasted 16

Because you posted twice? That's clearly 2 differently written comments haha

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thatguynamedsky 32

I looks like she posted one and then another because the first one didn't show up :p

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Aw, in my opinion that's kind of cute. depending on how old she is.

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cakefete2 30

Good point. It's adorable at 4. Not so much at 14. You see, adorability and age are inversely proportionate one to the other... Where did this lab coat and chemistry set come from?!

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gjikvtj 18

You're a mental scientist now, Cake. This is your destiny.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

31: your profile picture has me rubbing my screen. Every. Time.

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domking1315 20

Draw on her legs and convince her she's floating

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loathingloser 14

I think my nose is gonna disappear when I do that with cocaine

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe a little skin tone paint will keep it there...time will tell

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