Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.
6tori6 5
never mess with a mans car.
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Comments (469)
youcrazybasturd 0
You're probably the same bitch who dented my roof while planking
fatraptorjesus13 9
so you have to constantly prevent even the tiniest scratches for it to last 5 years? my car has over 250,000 miles is 10 years old, I've been rear ended twice and hit a deer once....and it still runs pretty well( granted it's not perfect but it gets me to town and work without a problem)
horneyhic 15
but some ppl (my self included) like there cars to still look nice when there old
vbmg152 19
Never sit or lay on a car hood or anywhere else on a car! You could damage it!
onewithred23 0
Thats the framework underneath the car that everything sits on, how could you have possibly dented that?
bulletproofbitch 1
you can't mess with a dude's car :P
oakley3 0
the chassis no, the hood maybe.. If he is a car enthusiast he would know that the chassis to "bend" would have to be a major collision.. unless you're 500 lbs and there is nothing you could put on to be "sexy" then bahahaha
AlittleBasterd 0
That's basically saying your fat. Lose weight and try again :)
hazardoussmiles9 22
When I was little I used to climb on top of my mom's car. I felt like sharing that.
corrinaswan 0
If the car is more important to your boyfriend leave him
Piinkdottx3 5
you won't do it again. you won't!