Weird, Anger issues, YouTube and Scary: The next generation - FML

The next generation

By Rosemary’s Vlogger - 07/01/2022 20:01

Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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Same thing different taste

By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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Terrible troll

By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 05:38 - United States - Albany

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

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Family channels have issues

By Dylann - 06/09/2021 02:01

Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 07:02

Today, my son rejected a job offer because it interferes with the streaming schedule of some Twitch dirtbag. He's 19. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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Royal Sataness 4

Friday 7 January 2022 20:17

time to get that kid into therapy.

randybryant799 20

Friday 7 January 2022 21:04

Run do not walk to therepy. That is not normal in any way.

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Royal Sataness 4

Friday 7 January 2022 20:17

time to get that kid into therapy.

randybryant799 20

Friday 7 January 2022 21:04

Run do not walk to therepy. That is not normal in any way.

Hew 2

Friday 7 January 2022 21:27

Your kid is going to kill someone one day

tarababy24 5

Friday 7 January 2022 21:40

Help that poor child before its too late

RichardPencil 30

Friday 7 January 2022 22:08

He's only 9 and he already has a "brand!" They grow up so fast!

Liam Rowley 17

Saturday 8 January 2022 3:28

What about you take him on vacation somewhere nice, maybe somewhere inn Africa or the Middle East, far from any embassy. Maybe he’s gonna miss his flight back 😉😉😉

ashlston 12

Saturday 8 January 2022 5:27

I would have clotheslined that little brat when I was pregnant

mccuish 25

Saturday 8 January 2022 7:40

Makes me wonder where the hell this idea came from

wysegirl 24

Saturday 8 January 2022 10:24

same

metroido 17

Saturday 8 January 2022 10:38

Yeah, at that age kids have usually outgrown being violent for fun. Yikes...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 9 January 2022 3:59

That's very disturbing. And FYI, that wouldn't be a YouTube channel, that would be a prison sentence.

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Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML

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Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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Today, during one of my final exams at university, the police academy across from the class decided to practice their marching. With the full band of bagpipes. For the entire 3 hours. I have a headache verging on migraine and start humming the marching beat occasionally. FML

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