Rough

By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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Imagirll 3

show them your drivers license..

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ckyorelse 18

Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!

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Twan_skillz14 0

Dang that's messed up I guess they didn't like you

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teacher25 3

will I be seeing this on cops anytime soon???

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none_for_me 5

Yes! But, without any comment of "they got the wrong man."

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highfivezombie87 0

hahaa, what thaaa? That's funny shit! (x

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TexasCMoney 2

I smell a lawsuit coming on

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N3v43h 0

What? After it was over, I would have called the police. "I'd like to report a senseless crime. I was assaulted and battered by a couple dudes. They pulled guns on me. Took my wallet, but gave it back for some reason... They were wearing blue, drove a crown Victoria. License plate BDK 740."

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N3v43h 0

Don't mention they were cops. Let them figure that out. Give them something better to do than throw kids against cars.

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kevinm22001 9

Everything is possible in Californistan!

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scottymbev 0

dont tell me your in america arnt you lol

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