Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
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Imagirll 3
show them your drivers license..
ckyorelse 18
Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!
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Comments (216)
thatnucca 36
Another reason why the show called "The Event" had to be cancelled... lol
alimarie231 0
the event was cancelled?
griffindragon97 3
that's why u run from the po po
staceysgenesis16 0
really now? and get in more trouble than your alreadyin? hmmm..
metfanatic1986 0
not everyone is black
Egnar 19
This is more of a "God my life can't get any better' - I'm never one to scream lawsuit or legal action or anything of the sort, however, in the situation IF you did nothing to provoke said action [IE got physical, violent or made threatening gestures in an attempt to explain/prove you aren't who they think you are] you've got a fairly good case in your favor once they realize what they've done. However, if the cop approached you like one normally would in a plain and calm fashion and you did anything that you shouldn't have done that could have made the cop nervous [if you got stopped while driving and attempt to leave the car, for example. . which would make sense since you were thrown onto your own car], or did anything that could be perceived as threatening to somebody who can't be too careful than the fault is all yours. Yes it's true the warrants aren't out for you, but, if the cop approached you plainly you needed to do nothing more than explain the situation, hand over your papers/ID and deal with it.
TurkTurkleton 0
cool story bro
iCrysta 0
Yeah, our cops in Oklahoma suck. FYL.
life2007 0
your an idiot.
flighted 1
YOU'RE and idiot who can't spell "you're" -.-
hockeyhouse 5
What a retarded cop.
flighted 1
your picture is exactly what this FML made me want to do. *facepalm*
CitrusGirl 0
Where is the common sense here? How are you supposed to commit a crime when you're not even a glimmer in your parents eyes? Even if you do look old for your age, you can't look like you were born in 1979.
dudeitsdanny 10
Technically, it'd be 1963 at the latest, since you have to be at least 16 to drive..
horneyhic 15
he would have to atleast 16ish in 1979 to have a warrant against him
MilkShakez 0
YDI for having a fake ID to get into Under 21 clubs
CallMeHush 1
Time travel is a bitch.
hahopps 4
lol
khaya 9
Seriously man, you have not aged well. So they basically think you look like fifty.
thisismitch 3
your comments suck
rocketeer_97 1
68- your comments suck.
ThogTheCaveman 7
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ShinigamiKurosak 0
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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
5th comment that sucks!!!