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Rough

By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2023 06:00

Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML

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No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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Help yourself

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Imagirll 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:09

show them your drivers license..

ckyorelse 18

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:13

Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!

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momo1972 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:09

HahahaHahHa that's funny as hell

SwaggerMelon 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:14

Your a time traveler?

pennygreen60 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:15

I OK!!!

flighted 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:20

dick cops. I would not have let that fly

The_Commentor_ 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:22

I guess offering them donuts wouldn't help.

MollyDollLifee 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:26

I'm not sure where you're from OP, but I'm from Australia and if something like that happened over here, we could press charges/sue the officers at fault.

flighted 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:21

hi. ok, I just have to say in the most non-lesbian way possible I love your cheeks. they look super cute ok. bye

MollyDollLifee 1

Monday 20 June 2011 1:07

Haha thank you! :) I like your dog? Lol.

HippyKat13 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:28

#2, not all cops are stupid and bad, my dad is a police officer and he is fair.

MollyDollLifee 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:40

My dad is a great police officer also. He would never wrongly accuse someone and would only use self defense (throw someone on their car) if need be. I know I definitely feel safe knowing that I can call 000 in an emergency and will be helped within minutes. My dad has been shot and stabbed during his time serving, already. There are a lot more bad citizens then police officers these days, it isn't 1879. Police background check is done on every Cadet before enlisted. Just like soldiers, there are the dodgy and the genuine protectors of our countries. 

zebrapattern 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:28

YDI and YLS for looking old.

demetrius19 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:34

SOUNDS like the L.A. police

ErixN 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:41

Oklahoma cops can be the worse sometimes. So embarrassing.

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Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML

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Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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Today, a stranger yelled, "Non-believers shouldn't wear these!" He then took my rosary and ran off. It belonged to my dead brother. FML

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Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML

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Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

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