Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
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Imagirll 3
show them your drivers license..
ckyorelse 18
Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!
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pctech3 0
Sue for false arrest!
blahman52 2
classic case of driving while colored.... I had this happen to me while driving through Beverly Hills at night... cop - "sir, you forgot to put your blinker on while changing lanes...", me - "but officer the entire road is empty...", cop - "thats it, step out of the vehicle...", after a one hour strip search for "weapons and drugs...", I got a dont disrespect authority speech.... and was finally let go...
kapinbeka 9
A couple of months ago I had the police knocking at my door, then flashing a warrant in my face and demanding to make sure my flat wasn't being used for a cannabis factory. I had been living there for 6 months at the time. Once they had looked at the complete lack of marijuana plants in my flat, they left. I kicked up a fuss and the Chief Inspector gave me a personal apology for the "inconvenience I had experienced", along with some amazing bullshit explanations for targeting my flat. - "Our scans show that you're generating a lot of electricity" - Do you know how much it costs to heat my flat during the winter, on the coast, in England?! - "Your blinds are closed for most of the day" - It's winter. It gets dark earlier. Also, I can't see the TV if they're open. - "There were bags of plants in the front yard" - Yeah. Dead plants and weeds. (Not cannabis, haha...). Which I'd pulled up and bagged for later disposal. Also, if I were operating a cannabis factory, would I be stupid enough to leave bags of marijuana cuttings in my front yard?! I'm not saying all cops are stupid, but I sympathise with the OP. Some people in authority let the power go to their head.
solayback 0
i strongly agree with you thats a case of abusive power, its just funny how we ppl have to stand by and watch and at the end of the day laugh about it.
kapinbeka 9
I tried to take the case further, but no joy. :( I laugh about it now, but at the time I was terrified and confused. A group of policemen/women with no visible badges charging through my home looking for drugs? Bleh. Although, the main policeman amused me when he asked me about the supposed 'farm', looked at me and said "I can tell by the look on your face that you have no idea what I'm talking about ..."
ArabFML 3
Police brutality maybe?
britnie_alisan 0
lmfao!!
chicklets97 3
**** the pohh leese
ShakeMeDown 12
how many warrants do u supposedly have?
johnnyb7307 0
sue for embarrassment and harassment **** tha po po!
rooneyroo 0
thats good! it gives you a reason to come to FML and bitch about it.
evi661 0
well let's see 2011-1992=19 plus being about 17ish to drive don't worry I'm sure you don't look like your in your late thirties.
A7X_LoVeee 10
160 I believe you meant me(115) instead of 112. Anyways, no I don't live a sheltered life. I don't understand where that was even remotely shown in my post. But the situation you described is very unfortunate but not every cop are like the ones you've described. You must have a poor bunch where you live if the instances you described were 100% true.