By SaMike - United States
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
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if you've EVER seen a kung fu movie, you'll notice they hit the nose with open palms at a slightly upward angle...
its because a nose breaks easily when hit up...into the skull
dumbass troll speaks before knowing

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

We are implying it is hypocritical of her to be showing off her breasts if she is conservative. If she doesn't want the attention, then she shouldn't "ask" for it.

It has nothing to do with her actual boobs; I did not imply she had small or large breasts.
I don't know where everyone is getting THAT from.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

While I tend to agree with you, this scares me because it's too close to the "I raped her, but it's ok because her outfit said she wanted it" bullshit.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Oh that is bullshit, most definitely. I wasn't intending to imply on THAT kind of level...
There is quite a difference between attention and harassment and rape.

There are a couple "fun" people out there like that, though. Scary, ain't it?

  EMR_fml  |  0

The OP never said the woman was showing off her breasts. Even a normal t-shirt, not even a tight fitting one) would make it possible to bleed between the poor woman's breasts.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Like I said below, though:
"He wouldn't mention it if he couldn't see it.
In other words, the cleavage had to be noticeable in some fashion so he could see the blood fall in it. =/"
Otherwise, it would be "on her shirt" or "down her shirt" or "on her neck/collar"

The t-shirt I'm wearing right now would make it the "on her shirt." It's not tight at all, but I wouldn't get blood between my breasts where he would actually point it out.

And people don't tend to say "cleavage" if there is no cleavage.


you know, even if it's not a cleavage shirt...his head was right above the shirt, so he could easily have seen down it from where he was. that's why he knows it went down her cleavage.

anyway, i agree with someone else who posted. why would you just "give her" her first kiss, especially if she's conservative.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

@87: That means... she had cleavage. [facepalm]

Or does cleavage not count as cleavage when it's only seen by people with heads above your chest?

She was wearing a shirt loose enough to present cleavage, whether or not the design was intended for that.

And like I said, most people wouldn't mention cleavage if there wasn't actually any visible cleavage. If cleavage is visible, it is almost always intentional.

  VampyrXPixie  |  0

seriously...i don't think how much cleavage she showed or didn't show is the bout the fact that there's blood down there...this debate about whether or not she really is conservative or just shy or not shy at all for Christ's sake could go on forever.....

  capgray  |  0

today, i accidentally sneezed right as my bf was going to give me first kiss. if the sneeze wast bad enough, i broke his nose and the blood went in my cleavage. fml

By  sevenalive  |  0

Fake, how can your nose break and bleed from that. it will hurt but i doubt that really occurred. Also if your still going out on dates then she os not you gf yet. YDI


ppl still go on dates w/ their gfs...they still call it that sometimes
stop being a hater n get a gf urself...or at least some compasion >.>
n if she hit him hard enough she possibly could of broke it...who knows. u weren't there. stop judgin

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

What? I was pretty certain that's what couples did: go on dates every now and then.

I know there is a difference between pre-dating and being together officially, but you can still go on dates, you know. There's not some weird ban on dating once you decide you're a couple.


#9, did you think before you posted that?

I have an idea, why don't you go ram your face into a brick wall until your nose breaks? You can test your hypothesis that when the cartilage in your nose is broken you won't bleed.

OR, you can take the word of people who may actually have some inkling of what they're talking about. But personal experience is often a better teacher. Just sayin'.

OP: That sucks. Hopefully that didn't put her off for a second try. Good luck!

By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

"...It's that moment when
You start closing in
First you're holding back
Then surrendering

It can start a fire
Light up the sky
Such a simple thing
Do you wanna try?

Are you ready to
Say goodbye
To all these blues?

I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna hold her tight
And maybe make a little magic in the moonlight..."