soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
a man
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Idiot
United States
Romantic fool
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Stud
United States
Way too smooth
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
SaMike
United States
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
sutchy 0
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?
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wthcharles 0
At least it's the thought that counts. =D
barnes88 0
OMG NO WAY!!! you accidentally hit your girlfriend by accident?? holy shit dude!! no one has ever done that before and not killed their girlfriend!!! damn she is lucky she didn't die... wow dude, i can't believe you even put this up. if she's your girlfriend then im sure you have known each other for at least a few weeks and im sure she didn't get too mad but. if she did, then its time to get rid of her for not being able to laugh at an accident.
abcdefg09 0
omg like boohoo boohoo!!!!! Please tell me you are like 7 years old
KurouTenshi 0
Also, you remembered to double tap, yes?
demoon_fml 7
yes!!! zombieland reference! You are now my hero since that's my favorite movie.
demoon_fml 7
That is also my favorite rule
demoon_fml 7
I agree
Sekococo 0
afteer you hit her face youu told her , that you are now alpha male and she
theusedxo 0
alrightt?? cool. happpens all the time. not an fml.
Free_Hugs10 0
Hopefully since she's your girlfriend you were able to just say "sorry" and she laughed about it. Not so terrible...
ily1210 10
woow, whata big deal? lmao.
dsalex 0
Bite her ear off next time Mike Tyson is cooler than Chris Brown.
wrongpussy 0
FML officially sucks...