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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:13

That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-

sutchy 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:13

"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?

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quietlytearful 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:08

there are three options:: 1-. if you apologized and she said sure no problem, then stop posting non- FMLs. 2-.she is an oversensitive bitch and dumped you. then FYL. 3-. was it really an accident? -_- see, OP you should of clarified what happened after you hit her...

DarkArchon 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:08

Punch buggy!

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:08

Nice. Way to make it LOOK like an accident ;). Did she run to the concession stand to see if they sold sammich-making supplies? I'm sure she likes it that she knows who's boss. (JK)

swmchick011 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:10

hahahaa

texas_justice 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:12

...dude, the first rule is, you never talk about fight club...

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:28

they're coming after you. you shouldn't have talked about fight club ...oh...wait.....bloody hell!

Desertman123 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:12

You hit her then tried to comfort her? I think it should be like "When I started putting my arm around her, I accidentally hit her in the face".

bigtony916 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:14

Damn, for no reason, just ... WHAM!

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:15

Should've had a V8.

undrtheblnkt 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:15

perdix is a god!

hillbillie_girl 3

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:17

that realy sucks..... im sure she understands :)

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