soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
a man
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Idiot
United States
Romantic fool
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Stud
United States
Way too smooth
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
SaMike
United States
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
Top comments
MermaidSongXOXO 6
That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
sutchy 0
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?
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Comments (218)
stinkytruck 0
see. you should have gone straight for the boobs
greeneyedgoalie7 0
haha
christys25 0
wow, I think it would make things more weird. nice try though, sticky!
Phaa 0
You know how to treat a girl :)
omg_thats_funny 0
cool profile picture. it gee x)
MadaZer0 8
Thanks... it is very sexy ;)
DogmaT_fml 4
good strike first...
madie_hearts09 0
awh man that's not good
zZPedobearZz 0
always strike 3rd nublet... unless you have the element of surprise =_=
allmidnighteyes 11
chris brown that ho
swagga0n1oo 0
on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad were you that you had to see Dear John lol
clumsyjazzy 0
lol!!
purplemnm 9
aww my pimp hand comment got modded D;
Sirin_fml 47
No, it just got swallowed up by the comments bug -.-" If it got modded normally, it'd still be there, but say "This comment has been moderated."
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Sirin, tell your webmaster to get an exterminator for the comment bug, or else you'll have a little "surprise" for him. *Holds you at gunpoint.* A lot of FML members are getting pissed.
Sirin_fml 47
[redundant]
MadaZer0 8
I pissed my pants D:
RachelTM 0
Everyone, the problem is already known and will be taken care of.
DogmaT_fml 4
rachel- here is a rape whistle for your email.
Sirin_fml 47
[redundant]
MadaZer0 8
Wow... Speaking of comments... I think this is my 250th in just a week... Damn... What does this mean? I have commented much more than people who have been here longer... Does.... Does that mean... I...
DogmaT_fml 4
slap no,,, nooooo *freaks out wildly takes toaster and throw it on your cat, BURNNED! then runs off incoherently.
purplemnm 9
RIP epic comment...
DogmaT_fml 4
*comes back and does john wall dance then runs off*
choupinette77 0
ur comment wasn't deleted it just got placed in the wrong section lol
Ajjas013 6
@MadaZer0: You don't have that many comments to be honest, but I guess it's more than a lot of people on this website :) Keep having fun with it. @Sirin or Rachel: Approximately how long do you think it'll take for the bug to be fixed? My precious comedy is being consumed and dumped into the internet waste bin, or "rejects like pendatic" pile if you will. @Tara: I don't think you have that kind of power. Besides you couldn't even **** a gun much less hold one up :)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
@Ajjas Says who? :] *cocks gun, and tries to hold it up* *Falls backwards* Well, crap! You're right.
Ajjas013 6
It's ok at least you didn't-- *Trips* ****!
Sirin_fml 47
"Approximately how long do you think it'll take for the bug to be fixed? My precious comedy is being consumed and dumped into the internet waste bin, or "rejects like pendatic" pile if you will." Rachel: "It'll be fixed soon." Me: ... ... ... Ah, you know what, I'm not even going to say it.
Ajjas013 6
@Sirin: You just said 'it' I'm just sayin'.
DogmaT_fml 4
im being left out :(
MadaZer0 8
Now you know how I feel :P
MadaZer0 8
Also... Goal for this month... get 1000 comments :D
nuked 0
Don't you mean you ACCIDENTALLY hit her in the face..?
bitethebullet 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. fatality. :D
undrtheblnkt 0
lol, u wouldn't of had that problem if u'd have brought a blnkt....
PurpleSquirrel 0
looks like you're not getting any tonight