Love: Romantic move - FML

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:13

That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-

sutchy 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:13

"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?

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champsof07 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:52

dumbass

SillyGoose03 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:09

Happens to the best of us.

xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:26

ouch

Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:33

I guess she then slapped you. I'm just sayin'.

casanova305 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:39

hopefully you fixed her butterface

Sonalis 9

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:40

lol. my bf does that sometes. but it's cool cause we are both klutzes haha

awinger 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

hahahahah dumb ass, that's funny though.

joshua7 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:07

haha that sucks.

astro2 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:28

ZOMG OWNED !!!! XD seriously i don't think you have the right to say FML some of us don't even have the privilege to even have a gf. I mean its not like she'll dump you just because you pulled a chris brown and went upside her head have the brains to apologise then kiss it better

letsbombbritain 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:41

was it a soft punch or a falcon punch?

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