Intimacy: Revelation time

Revelation time

By Anonymous - 21/11/2009 12:56 - Finland

Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 373

You deserved it 22 056

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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 872

You deserved it 3 907

By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 607

You deserved it 4 182

By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 107

You deserved it 5 902

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 726

You deserved it 10 163

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 614

You deserved it 3 936

By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 414

You deserved it 28 915

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 393

You deserved it 8 300

By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 183

You deserved it 4 681

By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 198

You deserved it 3 667

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 930

You deserved it 9 015

chakrabs 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 21:24

Dont understand why ppl feel the need to keep a diary. It can only be used against you!

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 4:09

Parents who read their kids diaries need to shove a stick up their ass.

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enlitenbank 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 21:27

Here's a tip. Try not being a **** :D However FYL casee your parents shouldn't go through your personal shit.

Lhiah 17

Wednesday 8 October 2014 3:38

Just because someone has sex, doesn't mean they're a ****, jerk.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 21 November 2009 21:32

Why would you keep a diary and leave it in a place that it is easily found? You don't write about stuff like that if you don't want people to see it YDI.

Ligerie 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 22:04

agreed

lol_cakes 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 22:34

Way to misspell trail *******. I agree with your comment though.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 21 November 2009 21:33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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xHaniffax 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:00

If you're writing in a diary, then you're not old enough to be having sex.

Pandaxox 10

Monday 3 November 2014 22:37

Really? That sounds like bullshit to me.

analltimelow 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 22:39

**** sake, FML didnt post mine either... Look, you can have sex anytime you want, and poeple saying that you should 'keep your legs shut' are retards, obviously you we're ****** and didnt know what you we're doing. they should be saying, don't drink if you cant handle it. and hide your dairy better.

david12z 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:57

You didn't spell people right

candleandflame 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:08

Or diary

Towelie_31 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:28

Drunk as a duck huh? This is a new one for me... what exactly imply, because ducks usually aren't drunk... I'm as confused as a chipmunk...

purple91 8

Sunday 22 November 2009 3:45

Hey, stop design diaries. I keep a journal because you get a nice feeling putting your thoughts to paper, and also in case I was ever in an accident and lost my memory. I am old enough to not have to worry about someone reading it though, or the consequences if they did.

colie2772 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:35

this happened to me. the bottom line here...don't write things down! I know it helps but do you really think your parents aren't going to read it if you aren't communicating with them?